December 23, 2005

"somebody let me hold a #2 pencil cause they testing me"

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Heading home, sugarhigh discovers a new level of security. Having already passed through screening, sugarhigh proceeded to the jetway in an effort to "board the plane." At this juncture, the greeter for the airline took sugarhigh's boarding pass but, rather than allowing us onto the plane, pointed out the "ssss" code on the lower right, and personally walked us back to security for a special session which included not just the removal of various pieces of attire, but the individual x-raying, in a different machine so special it's kept in its own room, of various items such as sugarhigh's boots and, indeed, our wallet. Yes, sugarhigh's wallet—which is in point of fact a clip, such that all items are already visible—was carried into a side room and placed in a superspecial x-ray machine, presumably to avoid the recent rash of wallet-bombings.

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